math test:a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test:the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test:explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
Physics tests:The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
*a friends speech on my wedding day*
friend:I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that she was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right.
